“Bad advice” or A brief guide to parenting (part 1)
Let me introduce myself, I’m a pug.
And my name is …, however, it’s better to stay incognito, otherwise the hostess will read it.
I live in a family not alone, there are several of us. After all, as you know, pugs tend to accumulate in the house.
In general, we live happily, and all thanks to the fact that we have properly educated our mistress.
So, tips for kids and more …Today you were chosen from numerous brothers and sisters and taken to a new house. So, in whatever you were taken: in carrying, in your arms – pretend to be good. You will still have time to show your character.
Do not hesitate, they already love you, they just don’t know yet how to treat you properly. This is where my advice comes in handy:
If on the first night you have not yet been taken to bed, but attached, say, in the corridor, albeit in a pretty pretty house, cry, and the louder the better. You can also add drum roll paws on the door.
For a long time the hosts will not be enough: “You are small (small), miss your mother, brothers and sisters, and now you are sad and lonely.”
As soon as they got up to you, rejoice with your whole body, as if you had not seen each other for 100 years. Although half an hour ago they were already getting up to you, and another hour ago, and more …
And if the rest of the first night you did not spend in the master’s bed, do not despair. Do the same thing the next night. Nothing, sleep off during the day while the owners at work.
– Does not help?
Well, it also means … What kind of parents you were stubborn. My mistress was enough for 2 days. And now I sleep on a master pillow.
So, now we accustom the household to order.
All that lies in reach: socks, cell phone, magazines, shoes, etc. – pull to your place. And even if you were caught at a crime scene, do not rush to repent. Make surprised eyes, even if a piece of a receipt sticks out of your mouth.
Run up and be interested:
“Oh, and what is so interesting?”
During the change of teeth, do not forget to spoil something from the furniture, for example, the leg of a table or chair, the corner of the chest of drawers … and, best of all, your mother’s favorite shoes.
I guarantee that you will have a bunch of new toys, as well as all kinds of bones, sticks, delicious snacks.
So, now – walks.
If your landlord or mistress are distracted while walking for conversations with all sorts of friends, or something else … hide! (because they are letting you off the leash?). Sit in the bushes and silently watch how you are feverishly searched. When you see that the owner is about to have a heart attack, you can go out.
Do you think they will punish you? No matter how. Caress, kiss. And henceforth while walking all the attention is only for your beloved (beloved).
Speaking of kisses. If you have an attack of love, and you want to kiss the owner, and he shoves off, they say – “not now.” Double your efforts!
My household already knows – it’s better to put up, otherwise it will be worse. I’ll die for death!